{"product_id":"9780692539019","title":"How I Discovered That I Am A Genius: The Satirical Memoir of A Madman","description":"In this tongue-in-cheek satirical comedy, go inside the mind of psychotic social deviant, Jeremy Jude, who takes the time write his memoir when he turns 30. After a near-death experience, he realizes he has never told the world he is a certifiable genius.\u003cp\u003eJeremy recounts his life and divulges his theories about sex, love, tapioca, art, making wishes, charities, LSD, airplanes, the mafia, alcohol, the afterlife, blackjack, and man-cry. He falls for a girl named Lana, but his fickle behavior makes it difficult for him to seduce her. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlthough Jeremy Jude believes he has significant insights into life, he is unrecognized by society. Albert Einstein had autism and was celebrated as a genius. How is this fair?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I couldn't put it down for two reasons: It was an interesting read, and I was experimenting with superglue in the kitchen.\" -Jeremy Jude \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I have found, through personal experience, that throwing rice at a bride is only acceptable after the ceremony.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I am surprised the P.E.T.A organization hasn't sued the Wright brothers for plagiarizing birds.\" -Jeremy Jude \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Perhaps mother nature is tired of men having all the physical advantages, which makes me wonder if mother nature is a second-wave feminist.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"...he wore a white Lacoste polo shirt, noise-canceling headphones, a diamond-encrusted watch, and a face that only a blind mother could love.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Doctors say a female can tell she is pregnant if she vomits and no longer uses periods in her writings.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"...there were paintings on the ceilings of semi-nude women holding fully nude babies. Perhaps Woodstock had its origins in the Catholic art movement.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The one thing geniuses are incapable of being is irrational (believe me, I have tried on multiple occasions).\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I find beer pong strangely primitive. The objective of the game is to see how filthy one can get a ping pong ball before throwing it into an opponents beverage.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"...I had never tried LSD before, but it was my understanding that it was essentially a stronger version of green tea.\" -Jeremy Jude \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"There must have been a caveman who served a poison ivy salad to his group; of course, he likely introduced it as an ivy salad at the time.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I explained to her that I drank alcohol when I was his age, and it had no negative consequences for me. Of course, I omitted the story wherein I nearly drowned in an aquarium.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"...creating a romantic situation was going to be difficult with all her friends around. The best solution would be to seduce the entire group.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I don't often get a chance to explain my theory about amnesia patients never experiencing deja vu.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I entered the living room like Charlie Brown, who clearly suffered from chronic depression. Mocking him for his lacking athleticism was the last thing he needed.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"...we passionately, wildly kissed on a park bench. I don't think anyone saw us since the children were busy playing, and the parents were busy removing their children from the playground area.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He laughed like Santa, if Santa were twenty pounds heavier and hated himself.\" -Jeremy Jude\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirists Anonymous Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49895993409776,"sku":"9780692539019","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780692539019_p0.jpg?v=1784236052","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692539019","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}