{"product_id":"9780692553640","title":"Friggin Zombies","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is ridiculous. I mean seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI work for years, since I was in high school for crap’s sake, to be prepared for any emergency, anytime. I study, I train, I keep up with the news. I look for new products, I scour the web for suggestions about things I should always have on hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI took training courses. First aid, advanced life saving, volunteered for my local fire department and trained to fight fire, extricate people from crushed cars, whatever the situation called for. I took private, and expensive, training programs for almost every kind of scenario or event I could imagine, read about, or hear a rumor of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlague? Got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNuclear, Biological or Chemical attack, by terrorists or in war, either one? Got that too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMassive earthquake like that one in Japan that tore up the nuclear plant? Ready for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHorrendous hurricane that levels everything in its path? Even though I lived hundreds of miles inland, still prepared for it. Could work for tornado outbreaks too after all, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter all that time, sweat, money and even a little blood, what do I get? What great, earth changing event happens?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eZombies. The friggin’ Zombie Apocalypse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Creative Texts Publishers, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47015078166768,"sku":"9780692553640","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780692553640_p0.jpg?v=1763612864","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692553640","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}