{"product_id":"9780692687161","title":"There Is No Story Here!","description":"Looking for a great little bedtime story? Well you've come to the wrong place . THERE IS NO STORY HERE! is the highly anticipated follow-up to the smash hit THIS BOOK IS OVER! Inside these pages you'll find pirates and princesses, teddy bears and unicorns, and absolutely no story whatsoever. \u003cp\u003eRequirements: one or more children (optional), a light source (if dark), and an ability to keep a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: may cause giggling, parent-child bonding, and drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading THERE IS NO STORY HERE! If laughter persists for more than a few hours, please consult your librarian.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHERE IS NO STORY HERE! by jonnyHal. Get it? Got it? Good! (now go to sleep).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JLoBo Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49950414242032,"sku":"9780692687161","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692687161","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}