{"product_id":"9780692695821","title":"Ophelia, Alive","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrapped in the 5th circle of university hell, flat broke, then the bodies start piling up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI should have sensed something wrong when my mortician sister offered me a job. And I should have known something was up when she talked me into taking those pills. At the very least, the hallucinations should have been a red flag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut now, here I am, standing over a half-eaten corpse. I can't believe I didn't see this coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNoted humorist and Cracked and BuzzFeed contributor Luke T. Harrington presents his first novel, Ophelia, Alive, a thrillingly original horror opus of murder, drug addiction, Freudian psychobabble, and existential jeremiads.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrammed full of experimental prose, tenuous allusions to zombie movies, copious quotes from Shakespeare and Poe, and a bunch of weird stuff about sex and religion that will probably make you really uncomfortable, Ophelia, Alive is like nothing you've ever read before. Unless you've read Hamlet. It's actually a lot like Hamlet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Post Mortem Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50091465310448,"sku":"9780692695821","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692695821","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}