{"product_id":"9780740789410","title":"You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou Are Worthless\u003c\/i\u003e is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful \"inspirational self-help\" books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as \"Your Good-for-Nothing Friends,\" \"Your Miserable Job,\" and \"Life: What's the Use\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as \"You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt.\" Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou Are Worthless\u003c\/i\u003e also features a section called \"Hopeless Role Models from History,\" including Helen Keller (\"I've had it\"), and Abraham Lincoln (\"The only thing I'm good at is losing\"). \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126327329008,"sku":"9780740789410","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780740789410_p0.jpg?v=1763630967","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780740789410","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}