{"product_id":"9780740789571","title":"How Not to Turn into Your Mother: For the Woman Who Loves Her Mother but Never Follows Mom's Advice","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery time I yell at my kids, my mother's voice comes out.\" --Kelly Ripa \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow Not to Turn into Your Mother\u003c\/i\u003e is an uproarious view of the mother-daughter relationship, featuring \"What Not to Do!\" \"A Defense Manual for Daughters,\" and \"Alternative Solutions If You've Already Turned into Your Mother.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow many times do I have to tell you . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow many times have you caught yourself saying or doing the exact same thing your mother said\/did (you know, the thing you swore you'd never say\/do)? It's something you try to avoid your whole life-turning into your mother.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you ever looked into the mirror and found your mother (or worse, her body) staring back at you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tongue-in-cheek book offers hilarious advice and tips on how to avoid the snare of actually becoming her. And it's not too late; it even contains a special section if you've already turned into her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChapters such as \"Can Mom Read Your Mind? Yes! And Here's How She Does It!\" \"Seeking Self-Help: Stop Mothering Yourself,\" and even \"The Benefits of Sulking\" are all included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow Not to Turn into Your Mother\u003c\/i\u003e also features the \"Power Struggles Between Mommy and You\" chart, which follows the stages of development in your relationship from prenatal to old age, as well as a sample mother-daughter contract (should you need to go that far).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126319890672,"sku":"9780740789571","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780740789571_p0.jpg?v=1769900823","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780740789571","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}