{"product_id":"9780740789618","title":"Milking the Rhino: Dangerously Funny Lists","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris.\" --George Carlin \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I first saw Chris Rush thirty years ago, and he killed me. He has a bizarre, funny way of looking at things, and this book is proof of that.\" --Jay Leno\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Chris Rush combines the stream-of-consciousness of a Lenny Bruce, a Monty-Pythonesque appreciation of the surreally absurd, and the mental energy of a Robin Williams.\" --\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He is universal and intellectual without being elitist.\" --\u003ci\u003eVariety\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComedian Chris Rush was one of the original contributors to \u003ci\u003eNational Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e magazine. He can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio and on the Joey Reynolds radio show every Friday at 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eMilking the Rhino\u003c\/i\u003e, Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLists include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never See\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Twenty-Five Really Lousy Jobs\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* The Ten Worst Pickup Lines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Ten Bizarre Hobbies\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Fourteen Novelty Items That Never Took Off\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Four Things You Shouldn't Do in Zero-Gravity Conditions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Four UFO Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126327754992,"sku":"9780740789618","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780740789618_p0.jpg?v=1763632503","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780740789618","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}