{"product_id":"9780740792151","title":"Your Movie Sucks","description":"\u003cp\u003eRoger Ebert's \u003ci\u003eI Hated Hated Hated This Movie\u003c\/i\u003e, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, was a best-seller. This new collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Roger's review of \u003ci\u003eDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo\u003c\/i\u003e (0 stars): \"The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the \u003ci\u003eLos Angeles Times\u003c\/i\u003e listed this year's Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were 'ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that . . . bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to \u003ci\u003eDeuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo\u003c\/i\u003e, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in \u003ci\u003eDaily Variety\u003c\/i\u003e and the \u003ci\u003eHollywood Reporter\u003c\/i\u003e. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: 'Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind. . . . Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers. . . .'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed \u003ci\u003eDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo\u003c\/i\u003e while passing on the opportunity to participate in \u003ci\u003eMillion Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eFinding Neverland\u003c\/i\u003e. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.\" \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47113653190896,"sku":"9780740792151","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780740792151_p0.jpg?v=1769900845","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780740792151","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}