{"product_id":"9780743277556","title":"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said","description":"Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: \u003cbr\u003e \"Start every day with a smile and get it over with.\" -- W. C. Fields \u003cbr\u003e \"Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles.\" -- Roseanne Barr \u003cbr\u003e \"Happiness is having a large loving family in another city.\" -- George Burns","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47113792520432,"sku":"9780743277556","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780743277556_p0.jpg?v=1763634662","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780743277556","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}