{"product_id":"9780757320484","title":"Parentally Incorrect: True Tales by Real Moms About the F**ked-Up Things Their Kids Have Done","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor over four years, Ferm and Tee have been performing to sold-out audiences across the country. The Pump and Dump Show is a fun and rowdy evening of comedy, singing, games, prizes, drinking, cursing and commiseration, with a clear and universal theme: Parenting is screwed up and hilarious, and we're all just doing the best we can. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMotherhood is wonderful for many reasons, but moments of clarity are so often outweighed by public outbursts, poison control phone calls and poop (everywhere!) it's difficult to stop and realize that it's not always a direct reflection of our parenting skills. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis gift book is a collection of segments from Ferm and Tee's popular show, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Most F**ked Up Thing Your Kid Has Done Recently cards.\u003c\/b\u003e One of the most popular segments of the show, members of the audience write down crazy and memorable things their kids have done. It is hysterical, cathartic, and never disappoints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSad Cake moments.\u003c\/b\u003e Ever eaten cake that was just kind of sad? It's a situation, happenstance, or object that is a bit of a bummer, like getting in a fight on date night or getting puked on when there is no wine in the house. #SadCake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStump the Breeder trivia questions.\u003c\/b\u003e So you think making a person makes you an expert on making a person? Test your knowledge by answering \"extremely difficult\" questions so you feel like you know what you're doing. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAwesome MOMents.\u003c\/b\u003e Games for moms to play when and if they ever get a night with friends, like: The Parentally Incorrect Drinking Game—If you've done it, you drink. If you haven't done it, you drink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLies We Tell Ourselves Before We Have Kids.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eI'll still hang out after the kids go to bed\u003c\/i\u003e. Yes you will. But not with your friends. With a glass of wine to help you forget the smell of spit up. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Health Communications, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47018912448752,"sku":"9780757320484","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780757320484_p0.jpg?v=1763639323","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780757320484","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}