{"product_id":"9780956989253","title":"55 Reasons Not To Have Kids","description":"Do you love the smell of shit?\u003cbr\u003eCan you survive on 5 hours of broken sleep?\u003cbr\u003eCan you last 12 months with no sex?\u003cbr\u003eDoes living with a moody bitch sound appealing?\u003cbr\u003eCould you survive if your income was halved and your expenses doubled?\u003cbr\u003eDo you enjoy being puked on?\u003cbr\u003eCan you happily watch 'Cinderella' on DVD 12 times in a row?\u003cp\u003eIf you answered 'yes' to all of the above questions, then having children is exactly what you need to do. Of course, you can't have just one because who will the kid play with?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Paul Browning, and as a fellow man, it's my job to warn you in advance about what's in store for you. I'm not going to tell you not to start a family because you might really want to do it. No, instead, I just want to give you a glimpse of what life will be like once you have one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't say I didn't warn you!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Reality Press Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49868824936688,"sku":"9780956989253","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780956989253","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}