{"product_id":"9780975251744","title":"The Real Republican Dictionary","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe live in duplicitious times, and nothing is more duplicitous than the rhetoric of the Republican Party. Simply put, what Republicans say is not what they mean, and you need a dictionary to comprehend what they mean. Thus was created The Real Republican Dictionary, a work that offers understanding and clarity of \"Republican English.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing almost two hundred definitions, numerous illustrations, as well as a revised Bill of Rights, altered to more accurately reflect the current political climate, it is our hope that this dictionary will establish an alternate reality to Republican rhetoric, a reality that those in the reality-based community like to call \"the truth.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome examples:\u003cbr\u003e Activist Judges—Judges who refuse to adhere to a strict interpretation of the Ten Commandments.\u003cbr\u003e Axis of Evil—Liberals, Homosexuals and the French.\u003cbr\u003e GOP—God's Only Party.\u003cbr\u003e Iran—Next.\u003cbr\u003e NPR—Not Pro Republican.\u003cbr\u003e Peace—The short interval between wars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You already know right-wingers are mean. Now find out what they mean.\"—Ted Rall\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"When I have to figure if what I mean is what I say, I consult The Real Republican Dictionary.\"—George W. Bush\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ig Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47020606849264,"sku":"9780975251744","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780975251744_p0.jpg?v=1763880885","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780975251744","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}