{"product_id":"9780981769684","title":"The Fob Bible","description":"\"The Old Testament re-imagined through poetry, verse, closet drama, e-mail, and short story.\"\u003cp\u003eA QUOTIDIAN BOOK OF SCRIPTURE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCONTAINING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE JUICIEST PORTIONS OF THE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOLD TESTAMENT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-sans, for obvious reasons, Judges 19-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003etranslated through means of memory and nightmare\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eout of the pre-translated tongues (being mainly English):\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand with the former translations ignored,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eor-in special cases-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003edictated but not read,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eby His Fobbiness's\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003especial command, in perpetuity,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eworlds with very definite (and sometimes good-looking) ends,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ealbeit of a feminist bent in places,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewith far too many references to behemoths and leviathans, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand thus, being indebted to the grace of your most gracious progenetrix,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003epublished in the year of the FOB seven\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(using the Jepsonian calendar for its ease of dates).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFully Authorized Fob Version\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peculiar Pages","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49972111868144,"sku":"9780981769684","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780981769684","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}