{"product_id":"9780982641972","title":"First Bass and Other Stories: 99.44% True Tales of an Outdoorswoman","description":"There are no Death Stars or sparkling vampires in this book, or enchanted swords, or mushy, six-hanky chick lit tales. No. Instead, there is lots of mud, dirt, animal hair, the smell of dead worms baking in a hot car, and maybe a giggle or two. Come along on these six zany 99 44\/100th percent true tales of the outdoor life. Action! Adventure! Fishing! Horses! Little sisters! The perfect bathroom book for those longer.... breaks.\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDEER WARS\u003c\/b\u003e: \"Shoot zee deer, Terra. Vhy are you not shooting zee deer? Zhey are eating mein garten! Kill zhem all!\" What happens when you have a landlord determined to eliminate an entire species from Tewksbury Township.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFIRST BASS: I undergo Bass Basic Training.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSHERRY AND THE RACCOONS: Have a hair-raising time with the Moffat sisters on safari in the wilds of northwesternmost Sussex County, NJ.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA GOOD HORSE: He was skinny. He made ugly faces. He was free, and he was my first horse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCAMPING WITH MOM: A lifetime legacy of memories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE DEER LITTLE TAIL: \"My first deer, Terra-Terra! My first deer!\" Does a road kill count as a First Deer? My housemate at the time certainly thought so, since she saw it first. But then...\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zapstone Productions, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50014891344112,"sku":"9780982641972","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780982641972_p0.jpg?v=1784247235","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780982641972","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}