{"product_id":"9780983641254","title":"Fifty Shades of BenGay: A Parody","description":"Anesthesia Peel meets Crispin BenGay, a filthy rich and incredibly hunkalicious entrepreneur, during an interview for her beauty-school newspaper. BenGay is mysteriously attracted to Ana, a social zero who's never even used email. He makes her his submissive, to have, to hold and to hurt. \"Fifty Shades of BenGay\" puts a whole new spin on the bestselling romance novel with a soft-porn filling. That ridiculous contract: \"Hard limits: No acts involving clowns or mimes.\"...Laughable lovemaking: \"His mouth finds mine, which isn't hard, considering how big my mouth is.\"...Ana's multiple personalities: \"My inner goddess is picking her nose.\"...Those ludicrous emails. \"Crispin: About our 'deal': thanks, but no thanks. P.S. Can I keep the laptop?\" This book is intended for immature adults. It contains explicit scenes of a physically impossible nature.","brand":"Excellent Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49873262575856,"sku":"9780983641254","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780983641254","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}