{"product_id":"9780985847302","title":"Field Guide to Chicks of the United States","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow can you identify the right women to date, love or marry when the United States includes such an increasingly wide and confusing diversity of them? Joe Bovino’s national #1 bestseller \u003cem\u003eField Guide to Chicks of the United States\u003c\/em\u003e combines the accuracy and precision of a bird guide with beautiful illustrations of American and hyphenated-American women, outlandish observational humor, and keen cultural insights on every page. It’s the ultimate \"chickspotting\" companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith its user-friendly trait charts, promiscuity ratings, range maps, and detailed descriptions of distinctive physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, chick magnets, mating habits, and more, this thoroughly well-researched guide is all you need to successfully locate, identify, and date women from 90 distinct American subcultures (or \"species\"), including the following:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSILI-CLONE (Orange County, CA): Cross between Malibu Barbie and Jenna Jameson.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e49ER (San Francisco, CA): The 49er (a \"4\" who thinks she’s a \"9\"), also known as the Mission Hipster chick, combines styles in search of a uniquely hip, bohemian or artsy look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCOONASS (Cajun): Fearless, outdoorsy tomboy who can gut a fish with her bare hands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBUMBSHELL (Brazilian American): Ask this happy-go-lucky chick about her best feature and chances are she’ll turn around and show you her big, cheeky bum bum.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBOUGIE (African-American, Professional): Fully qualified to be an NBA or NFL (draft) analyst.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYELLOW TAIL (Japanese American): Tends to have thick ankles and stubby \"turnip legs\" (daikon ashi) on a slim, petite frame.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePACKAGE DEAL (Single Mom): She makes it crystal-clear that she’s a \"package deal,\" and the package includes some other guy’s spawn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePERSIAN PRINCESS (Persian\/Iranian American): Harder to crack than the DaVinci Code, but worth the wait if you have the skills.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHOLE IN ONE (Las Vegas, NV): Highly promiscuous and sexually aggressive, even if you’re with another chick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd Many More!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’re easily offended, this book isn't for you. But, if you like to laugh, this \"funny because it's true\" guide will give you hours of entertainment and serve as a handy visual reference tool.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sooner you get your copy of the first \u003cem\u003eField Guide to Chicks of the United States\u003c\/em\u003e, the sooner you can become a chickspotting expert, play the American field like a pro, and make more informed decisions about the right chick for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlay the Field. Choose Wisely. Get the Guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chickspotting, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47017700229360,"sku":"9780985847302","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780985847302_p0.jpg?v=1763890070","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780985847302","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}