{"product_id":"9780986283918","title":"I Am My Cat's Bitch with illustrations","description":"The author has written 95 humorous anecdotal stories about his life with cats and all the insanities these little beasties put us through on a daily basis. Such as:\u003cp\u003eThe cat that played fetch.\u003cbr\u003e What's so great about the \"crinkly\" noise?\u003cbr\u003e The cat as an alarm clock.\u003cbr\u003e Kitty dreams.\u003cbr\u003e The Zen of laying in a sunbeam.\u003cbr\u003e When your cat is an addict.\u003cbr\u003e No more tinsel on the Christmas tree.\u003cbr\u003e That lovin' feeling.\u003cbr\u003e Using your cat as a dish washer.\u003cbr\u003e You like to watch. (Why?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe humor is witty and sometimes a bit satirical, and generally for adults (But not x-rated.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Inky Serpent Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50050697003248,"sku":"9780986283918","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780986283918_p0.jpg?v=1784737505","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780986283918","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}