{"product_id":"9780986332661","title":"Chicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow can you find and identify the right Latina to date, love or marry when the United States includes such an increasingly wide and confusing diversity of them? Three-time #1 bestselling author Joe Bovino’s latest #1 bestseller,\u003cem\u003eChicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States\u003c\/em\u003e,combines the accuracy and precision of a bird guide with beautiful illustrations, outlandish observational humor, and keen cultural insights on every page. It’s the ultimate “chicaspotting” companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith its user-friendly trait charts, promiscuity ratings, range maps, and detailed descriptions of distinctive physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, chica magnets, mating habits, and more, this incredibly well-researched guide is all you need to successfully locate, identify, and date Latinas from 14 distinct American subcultures (or “species”), including the following:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eSYMMETRICAL FORCE (Colombian American): \u003cem\u003eButt size varies, but breast implants are practically a rite of passage and she likes ‘em BIG.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTRIFECTA (Venezuelan American): \u003cem\u003eRoutinely causes an erection lasting more than 4 hours, but neediness, jealousy, and controlling behavior – a real “trifecta” of drama – occasionally spoil the mood.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTACO BELLE (Mexican American): \u003cem\u003eWarm and cuddly as a teddy bear but (somewhat) shy around strangers, especially gringos\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBUMBSHELL (Brazilian American): \u003cem\u003eAsk this happy-go-lucky chica about her best feature and chances are she’ll turn around and show you her big, cheeky bum bum.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTRANSFORMER (Cuban American): \u003cem\u003eIf her breasts are large enough to match her hips and butt, she can be a Latin Jessica Rabbit, but too much Cuban food or too many kids and she’ll transform into Rosie O’Donnell right before your eyes.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAnd Nine More!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’re easily offended, this book isn't for you. But, if you like to laugh, this \"funny because it's true\" guide will give you hours of entertainment and serve as a handy visual reference tool.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sooner you get your copy of the first field guide to Latinas of the United States, the sooner you can become a chicaspotting expert, play the American field like a pro, and make more informed decisions about the right chica for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlay the Field. Choose Wisely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet the Guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bestseller In You Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49827918119152,"sku":"9780986332661","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780986332661","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}