{"product_id":"9780986654664","title":"All Hat, No Horse: Cowboy Humor","description":"Howdy pard’ner! You might think us cowboys to be serious folk, but after a hard day’s work there ain’t nothin’ better than relaxin’ by the fire with a sarsaparilla and havin’ a good laugh. And believe me when I tell you a cowboy could tell you a million stories that would have you splitting your sides. I took some time to scribble some of them jokes down for y’all, and I hope you enjoy them. Some of ’em are even true!\u003cp\u003eLike the time this young whipper snapper was twirlin’ his gun about and\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eflappin’ his chin about how tough he was and that if that famous outlaw\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewas right beside him now he would shoot him dead between the eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, wouldn’t you know it, that tough, old outlaw happened to show up,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand that little greenhorn dang near peed his pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like that, I got way more fer ya!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf ’n there’s one thing we cowboys love to talk about and have plenty to say\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eon, it’s the critters. We probably spend more time around them beasts than\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003epeople. Horses especially, and they can impart wisdom to your life. Ya know\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhat? A horse ain’t trying to be polite when he comes to a fence and allows\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eyou to go over first!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd when we ain’t got no more stories, the classic one-liner always keeps\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eus laughing. Try these:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat’s the nearest thing to silver?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Lone Ranger’s bum.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy did the cowboy sleep with his saddle on?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn case he caught any nightMARES!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd my favorite (cause it’s true):\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat’s the last thing you hear before a cowboy dies?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Hey y’all! Watch this!”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dragon Hill Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47013955961072,"sku":"9780986654664","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780986654664_p0.jpg?v=1763892216","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780986654664","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}