{"product_id":"9780987160355","title":"Arrabella Candellarbra : \u0026 the Questy Thing to End All Questy Things","description":"Arrabella Candellarbra is like no one you've ever met before, even though her questy thing is the stuff of legend. Okay, the hilarious epic-fantasy spoofery adult fairy-tale kind of legend. Arrabella, a beautiful, flaxen-haired maiden trained in all things warrior-like by the most famous warriors of all - The Reginas - embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the power of all the lands. Arrabella joins forces with Lord Langley Kilkenny - the perfect specimen of manliness; icicle-bearded Gary - the wisest of all Wizards; and Prince Jim - the very-fey fairy Regent. The Four Adventurers soon find themselves pitted against the Evil Betty-Sue - the meanest of evil beings in all of the lands - and her scary minions. Yes, our heroes must defeat Sawtoothed Bunnies, Viscous-Tongued Frogs and the Barella Monkeys to rescue The Reginas from... something! Nothing could possibly go wrong on a quest like this, could it? Featuring heroic heroes and a host of characters and creatures never before assembled in one story, this epic fairy tale for grown-ups delivers love and lust, action and inaction, battles, incantations, sexual shenanigans and high-kicking sing-a-longs. It promises that all those epic questy things will never be the same again. Seriously!","brand":"Clan Destine Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47118987231472,"sku":"9780987160355","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780987160355_p0.jpg?v=1763899783","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780987160355","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}