{"product_id":"9780987267764","title":"Are You A Dickhead?","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere are a lot of Dickheads in the world. They sometimes sit next to you on the bus, train, subway or plane. Your boss or co-worker might be a Dickhead. Your neighbor could be a Dickhead. And heaven forbid that your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife or your lover is a Dickhead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe you have wondered if you are a Dickhead? Or maybe you know that you aren't a Dickhead but you know someone who is, someone who doesn't know that he or she (yes, girls can be dickheads too) is a real Dickhead and you want that person to know that he or she is a Dickhead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf so, this book is for you.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book, \u003ci\u003eAre You A Dickhead?\u003c\/i\u003e, asks the reader 100 simple questions and provides the reader with a choice of 5 circle the letter style simple answers. By answering all of the questions, the reader can create a DH Score. This enables the reader to determine whether he or she is:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Dickhead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClose to being a Dickhead, and if so, how close to becoming an indisputable Dickhead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIsn't a Dickhead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAre You A Dickhead?\u003c\/i\u003e takes a humorous but also educational look at manners and lack of manners. It looks at things that people do and don't do in Public, when Getting Around, in Relationships, and in their Brain that make them Dickheads.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor example:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e Question 1 When in public‚ do you:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eR Pick your nose and look at what you picked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eU Pick your nose and flick whatever you picked out into the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Pick your nose only when you know for sure that no one is looking or watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eD Pick your nose and eat what you have picked out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eH Pick your nose and put what you picked out into your pocket to eat later.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e Question 78 When you use a friend’s toilet‚ do you:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eR Not flush, thus leaving your pee or poop in the toilet when you leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eU Pee, poop and flush.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Flush a sock or hand towel down the toilet so that the next time your friend uses his or her toilet, it will overflow. You like to play jokes on your friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eD Leave poop marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eH Intentionally pee on the toilet seat and laugh as you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo doubt the world would be a nicer place to live if there were fewer Dickheads. Answering the 100 questions in this book will enable the reader to do their part, to discover things that they need to improve in themselves, their manners – to help make the world a better place for us all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simple Logic Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47023348154608,"sku":"9780987267764","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780987267764_p0.jpg?v=1763892432","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780987267764","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}