{"product_id":"9780988116085","title":"Seed Me","description":"If you're reading this, then you did not take the above warning seriously. In that case, you're probably as stupid as me. By the way, I'm Logan. I didn't pay attention to any warning signs either. Being an unemployed deadbeat in Edmonton with no family and getting dumped by your girlfriend for her best friend can wear a guy down. All I had was my cokehead buddy, Skip, to cheer me up.\u003cbr\u003eSurprisingly, my precautionary tale was caused by neither Skip nor the drugs. Let's just say a drunken make-out session with a pale girl by a dumpster, who was supposedly pronounced dead earlier in the evening, can leave you mentally jumbled up. A good motivator to figure this scenario out is having robed cultists stalk you, asking where the girl is.\u003cbr\u003eIs this an ill twist of fate? Did I bring this on myself? Is there a reason for my misfortune? Is the moral to not make out with spooky girls behind dumpsters? Hell if I know...","brand":"Reveal Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50091031331056,"sku":"9780988116085","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780988116085","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}