{"product_id":"9780989293426","title":"Snpgrdxz and the Time Warriors","description":"In the speediest move I ever saw her make, sixteen-year-old Jennifer Hawkins opened fire with her M16 and charged down the long, grassy slope.\u003cp\u003eSnpgrdxz has landed! Again. In the second novel in this SciFi\/Fantasy series, Snpgrdxz finds himself (herself?) in the middle of the Bryan and Jennifer love saga. Along the way, they learn there are greater things to fear than mere trolls, zombies, nosferatu and werewolves. They learn the secret of the troll world before embarking on a new adventure in Dickens-day London. This is the book that also reveals the secret of why Tony calls Jennifer \"Wild Thing.\" Prepare to laugh away your fears as you read the scary funny misadventures of Snpgrdxz and the Time Warriors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeware the troll-zombies that snatch your body and suck your brains out. \u003cbr\u003eBeware of the things zombies fear and make the night creatures roam away. \u003cbr\u003eBeware the daemon brood and nosferatu. \u003cbr\u003eThe night shades evil so beware.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith the troll zombies behind them and nosferatu, werewolves and worse in front of them, Bryan Ganarski and Jennifer Hawkins rush headlong into a romantic, fast-paced misadventure. Joining them on the journey are Gilbert, Tony, CJ and the rest of the gang, including Snpgrdxz, the teenaged space alien shape shifter who can be either a boy or girl depending on his or her mood. Little do they know what monsters await. Is Bryan still totally insane or is there a part of him that can fall in love with the right version of his time-traveling girlfriend? With hormones, earther and other, flying high, will these intrepid time warriors find their way home or become stuck in yet another out-of-time calamity?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paul R. Lloyd Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50087197016304,"sku":"9780989293426","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780989293426","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}