{"product_id":"9780989761109","title":"Peeling Mom Off the Ceiing: Reclaiming Your Life from Your Kids","description":"A Dope Slap of Solace For the 'World's Worst Mother'\u003cp\u003eAre you certain you're screwing your kids up?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you sleep deprived, irritable and even a tad self-loathing?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith her witty, irreverent sense of humor, Leslie Irish Evans offers relief for tired, stressed out, mood-swinging moms everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeeling Mom Off the Ceiling is a lighthearted, irreverent guide to practical self-care and stress moderation. It unflinchingly prods at motherhood stereotypes and reveals what real mothers look like.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePermission to be a human being ...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e•Like the good friend who calls you on your crap, this book will dissolve your drama queen delusions with a healthy dose of \"Reality Check.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e•Get over yourself and ditch the guilt. Preserve, protect and defend your sleep. Get touched and make room for spirit. These are just some of the universal lessons inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e•Too busy for books? No dice. Get the scoop with quick chapter synopses for moms who \"can't even find the time to pee in private, let alone read an entire chapter.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you ready to ditch the guilt, perfectionism and anxiety?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is the truth serum you've been craving.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Poppybank Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49778935955696,"sku":"9780989761109","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780989761109_p0.jpg?v=1780093408","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780989761109","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}