{"product_id":"9780989845267","title":"Professor Birdsong's 117 Dumbest Criminal Stories: The Southwest","description":"How dumb can a criminal be? \u003cp\u003eDumb enough to make you laugh out loud at these true stories of really dumb criminal activity. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stories in this volume come to you from the states of Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Texas -- the Southwest region of the U.S. Professor Birdsong has found out a lot of dumb criminal stories from the Southwest. They include, Drunk and\/or Disorderly Dummies from the Southwest; Dumbest Robbers of the Southwest; and includes a chapter of the most bizarre dumbest criminals of the Southwest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReaders will chuckle at:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• the cross-dressing San Diego man who went on a rampage in a Denny's restaurant when he believed his cell phone had been stolen;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• the story of the California man arrested for hoarding and keeping more than 400 snakes in his home; \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• then there is the Texas \"panty robber' who for two years broke into homes and stole women's underwear;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• the one about the Dallas woman who bit off her boyfriend's lower lip while kissing him at midnight at a New Year's party - she was charged with aggravated assault; \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• the Texas bank robber after receiving the loot tipped the teller with one of the $20 bills she had just given him;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand many more stories about dumb criminals from the Southwest that make this anthology a bust-your-gut laughing good time reading this book.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Winghurst Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50091469406448,"sku":"9780989845267","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780989845267","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}