{"product_id":"9780990565567","title":"Acracknophobia: The Sid Tillsley Chronicles - Book Three","description":"\u003cb\u003eFor Sid Tillsley, the end is near...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Sid Tillsley, the most prolific and lethal vampire hunter the world has ever known, cancels his subscription to \u003ci\u003eTits\u003c\/i\u003e magazine, Middlesbrough locals know that something isn't right in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd that's an understatement...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe vampire nation is ready to launch an assault on society. The Coalition, a council of vampires and humans whose purpose is to hide the existence of the creatures of the night, are almost powerless to stop them. They have one hope, not a person, but a molecule: Haemo, a drug that suppresses the vampire's need to feed. If Haemo doesn't work and the vampires take to the streets, life will never be the same again, and a new barbaric, violent age will devour mankind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, Sid cannot be called upon, for Sid has landed himself a legitimate job, is paying taxes, has stopped smoking and drinking, and hasn't had a kebab in over a month! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut why? How? What could possibly change a Northern man so set in his ways?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVampires could never be so cruel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuch devilry, such wickedness, can only be the work of...womenfolk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Not even the most teeth-sharpened vampire aficionado will be able to guess how this one ends. I commend this book to all readers of both humour and vampire genres. Enjoy.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e-Geoff Nelder, Café Doom\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e2nd Edition\u003c\/b\u003e - the series has been revised and rewritten as of Sept 2014\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LL- Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50087204290800,"sku":"9780990565567","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780990565567","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}