{"product_id":"9780991056675","title":"The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles: Volume One","description":"\u003ci\u003eAll the hilarious short stories of The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles Series in one complete volume!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeidre finds herself out of a job, out of luck, and out of time. The rent is past due, and the list of her employable skills is smaller than her checking account balance. Hope comes in the form of Betsy Riddle of the Bullseye Employment Agency who gives Deidre one shot at staying out of a fast food restaurant uniform. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA mysterious gentleman with certain \"peculiarities\" is seeking a housekeeper. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeidre squeezes into her only nice pair of slacks, tames her wild orange hair, and starts off for the job interview that will either change her life....or end it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThus begins Deidre's hilarious adventures as the housekeeper of a cranky vampire.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNathaniel is unliving proof that tempers don't always sweeten with age. He stubbornly clings to his gramophone, insists on wearing a cape to meet guests, considers the television to be \"witch magic,\" and gets murderous when his prune juice runs low. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, Vol. 1\u003c\/i\u003e includes five fast-paced and humorous short stories and a novella that follow Deidre as she struggles to keep on the right side of her boss's fangs, clean a haunted mansion where the walls bleed on a daily basis, and catch the eye of a certain hunky wereferret.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFill with a kaleidoscope characters from inept poltergeists, smelly zombies, chatty ninjas, obese werefrogs, and senior citizen vampire hunters...this series has it all! Each story builds upon the last, adding more laughs, more action, and more adventure to Deidre's world. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeidre is an unlikely, enjoyable, and very human heroine who proves that being a vampire's housekeeper doesn't have to suck. Don't miss out on a single story in The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles series with this great collection. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncludes: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePART ONE: EMPLOYMENT INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE\u003cbr\u003ePART TWO: THE VAMPIRE HUNTER COMES TO CALL\u003cbr\u003ePART THREE: DUEL WITH THE WEREFROG\u003cbr\u003ePART FOUR: WHEN NINJAS AND VAMPIRES COLLIDE\u003cbr\u003ePART FIVE: DEATH IN THE FAMILY\u003cbr\u003ePART SIX: APPRENTICESHIP WITH A VAMPIRE\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Endeavor Writing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47010219688176,"sku":"9780991056675","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780991056675_p0.jpg?v=1763944286","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780991056675","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}