{"product_id":"9780993247200","title":"The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK","description":"Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. \u003cp\u003eThere are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuildford, Surrey \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI had to act quick \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo cool down my dick \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo I stuck it into my McFlurry \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNuneaton, Warwickshire \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere was a young man from Nuneaton \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho really enjoyed being beaten \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd squeezing his knackers \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a pair of nut crackers \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd riding a bike with no seat on \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBath, Somerset \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere was a professor from Bath \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho employed twenty-five research staff \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo measure size and direction \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf his every erection \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd to plot the results on a graph \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Isle of Skye, Scotland \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was on the Isle of Skye \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI overdid the old Spanish fly \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI had a stiff member \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the fourth of December \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTill Friday the tenth of July \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAshington, Northumberland \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Ashington there was a miner \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhose wife was a fashion designer \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne night to his shock \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe dressed him up as a cock \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd herself as a six foot vagina \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHackney, Greater London \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs a chemist I worked once in Hackney \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd invented a treatment for acne \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut one ingredi-ent \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWas semen I'd spent \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd they thought that good reason to sack me \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corona Books UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49898530144496,"sku":"9780993247200","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780993247200","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}