{"product_id":"9780994204837","title":"Red Unit","description":"Red Unit is an erotic series of intertwined stories with an adult content for those who like to read a good story with little real life spice...\u003cp\u003eSam couldn't help but scowl as she hit the remote's mute button, silencing the playoff game for the third time and sent Barlow a dirty look.\u003cbr\u003e\"What is her major malfunction?\" Sam demanded, as he looked at the third call from his mother in thirty minutes.\u003cbr\u003e\"Ask her yourself, then tell me the answer,\" Hazel grumbled, about to hit the off button on his mobile when lightening fast reflexes snatched it out of his fingers. Before he could take it off her, Sam had accepted the call and moved back into her wing chair.\u003cbr\u003e Like a scene from many in his porn collection, Sam took on a breathy voice, offering whimpers and moans into the phone between interspersed words that saw Barlow's mouth fall open and gape in stunned disbelief.\u003cbr\u003e\"Oh, Barlow, I'm so close, baby! ... Sorry, Barlow is busy .... Yes! Yes, make me cum, Barlow! Make me cum you selfish bastard! ... Call back later,\" Sam ordered ending the call and tossing the phone back to him before she sedately got up and moved off toward his kitchen in search of another beer while the ad break was playing.\u003cbr\u003e Barlow still had not moved when she returned and tossed a beer at him. The expression on his face was priceless when he set shocked eyes on her.\u003cbr\u003e\"That was my mother,\" he finally managed to squeak before clearing his throat at the mental image of his mother having a heart attack on the other end of the line.\u003cbr\u003e\"Good. Maybe now we can watch the final fifteen minutes in peace,\" Sam shrugged, opening her beer and taking a hefty sip.\u003cbr\u003e\"No, you don't understand ... that was my mother.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"You didn't stutter the first time, sugar. I'm not deaf or stupid,\" Sam countered.\u003cbr\u003eBarlow shook his head to clear the last of the cloud surrounding the images of a naked Sam screaming those words in real life as he brought her to climax.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos Reversed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49813813068016,"sku":"9780994204837","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780994204837","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}