{"product_id":"9780995099159","title":"Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch","description":"Finally getting your j-pouch is exciting, but your new life may not turn out exactly as you planned.\u003cp\u003eIn Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran A.W. Cross (founder of screamingmeemie.com) gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrough her usual blend of practicality and humor, you'll learn\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• how to cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• how to regain all of the satisfaction of flatulence without any the follow-through \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• how to manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• what to pack in your survival kit, what to put in your mouth, and what to do when you leave the house\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• how to dress, how to have sex, and how to deal with healthcare professionals\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• how to use social media, how to enjoy your stay in the hospital, and what to expect from non-pouchers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you've just gotten your j-pouch, or you've had one for years, if you're determined to make the most of it, this book is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you'd rather pretend that you're normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glory Box Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49896208990448,"sku":"9780995099159","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780995099159","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}