{"product_id":"9780995817029","title":"How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: \"Self-Help For The Confused\"","description":"\"... amusing, intelligent, and entertaining...\" (Andrea Koschade, Editor, Capital Shepherd News, Ottawa, Mar\/Apr 2017)\u003cp\u003eLucy Olsen, GSD, the precocious German Shepherd Dog featured in The Retirement Diaries®, has taken it upon herself to write the world's first German Shepherd Dog \"self-help\" book. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSPECIAL FEATURE: Includes the lyrics to \"The German Shepherd Dog Song\"!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull of hilarious advice on everything from choosing an appropriate name for yourself when your Master has named you \"Cupcake\" or \"Bubbles\", to farting etiquette and table manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLucy just wants to help every German Shepherd Dog understand how to be a good German Shepherd Dog, and live up to the intended design of their creator, Max von Stephanitz:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Remarkable in his unswerving loyalty to his master, irrepressible in his high spirits, never idle, always in motion, good-natured but not a flatterer, a constant pleasure to the eye...\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer solution? In How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog, Lucy provides guidance to her fellow GSDs on all matters related to general social conduct and establishes a four-part Code of Conduct for those GSDs seeking to be enrolled in her new organization, the International Order of German Shepherd Dogs. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso includes excepts from \"Dear Lucy\", Lucy's advice column for German Shepherd Dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you love the unique personality of German Shepherd Dogs, you will want this on your book shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gwynneth Mary Lovas","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49778962497776,"sku":"9780995817029","price":7.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780995817029_p0.jpg?v=1780094484","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780995817029","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}