{"product_id":"9780997942569","title":"Learn the Alphabet: A Book for Children with Low Self-Esteem","description":"Clearly, author Dick Dickley never had kids, because when he was asked to write an alphabet book for children with low self-esteem, nobody expected this!\u003cp\u003eThis is a book for children with low self-esteem. Why is it not recommended for actual children, then? Because this book is designed to GIVE children low self-esteem, not cure it. From \"A is for apple, you airhead,\" to \"Z is for zebra, you zero,\" each page is beautifully illustrated and slightly offensive. Fans of Go the F**k to Sleep will appreciate Dick Dickley's rowdy version of the alphabet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Futurist Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50086525862128,"sku":"9780997942569","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780997942569","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}