{"product_id":"9780998580937","title":"Two Crazy: Fickle Finger of Fate","description":"The world is not a safe place for figurines.\u003cp\u003eWhen you're pushing 50 with an industrial bulldozer, birthdays can be a bitch. What was intended as a gag gift for Val ends up making her gag alright - and lands her in a whole heap of trouble with the law. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith one hot cop on her tail and a mean one on her trail, Val turns to old friends and new ones to help prove she's not into human dismemberment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho's the good cop? Who's the bad? And who's the dwarf in the Halloween mask?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill a pair of falsies help Val stumble onto the truth? If not, she's got to rely on her wacky, beach-bum friends if she's going to escape the fickle finger of fate. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo Crazy is a satirical look at how life seems to take pleasure in screwing up our well-laid plans. It's told through the eyes of a snarky, middle-aged woman with major trust issues and dubious, yet highly original coping skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like deeply flawed characters and laugh-out-loud situations, you'll love Absolute Zero. It's the third book in Margaret Lashley's hilarious, irreverent Val \u0026amp; Pals Series.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zazzy Ideas, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49813822046448,"sku":"9780998580937","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780998580937","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}