{"product_id":"9780998613109","title":"Stop Licking That","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou should read this book:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf during the reading of this blurb your toddler licked something or someone in the bookstore.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf while reading, you’ve had a 3-year-old lock himself in the bathroom of a hotel and called hysterical to the front desk for help.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve just pulled a batman character out of some part of your body where it embedded itself when you passed out on top of it from shear exhaustion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve ever wanted a red light to last longer so as to extend your break from your job as a linecook for 3-foot tall vagrants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf when you parent, you feel like I do when I try to build a graham cracker gingerbread house. There's a beautiful image in my mind and then I start building...By the end it’s a pile of candy and crackers that don’t stand up and I have frosting on my forehead. Yum, frosting. Red or white wine with frosting? Well, last night I had white with leftover PB\u0026amp;J, so white should work. What is this book about again? Oh yeah, frosting. NO, wait, focus! Parenting. It’s about parenting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStop Licking That chapters include: Why You Should Keep a Vibrator in Your Glove Compartment, the game Toddler or Unruly Friend, and 21 Things I Lost, Forgot, or Got Wrong Before 9 a.m. Also contains an Appendix of Strange Facts, Tips, and Tricks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Karin Mitchell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47023461236976,"sku":"9780998613109","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780998613109_p0.jpg?v=1763945404","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780998613109","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}