{"product_id":"9780998733906","title":"The Zombies Have Big Heads: And other observations from The Freelance Retort","description":"First, let me say this is not a book about Zombies...at least not completely.\u003cbr\u003eSo if you're looking for a good old blood and gore horror story, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed.\u003cbr\u003eOkay, sure...It has some Zombies in it, from time to time...but, really, what doesn't, these days?\u003cbr\u003eInside you'll find some of my favorite stories from my on-line humor column, \"The Freelance Retort\" of which I've amassed 600 plus tales over the years...so far.While I strive to be humorous in all, I like to think they run the gamut from silly to sentimental and insane to insightful. \u003cbr\u003eOne never knows what will turn up from day to day....\u003cbr\u003eBut I hope you enjoy them, just the same.","brand":"Keymaker Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49977433030896,"sku":"9780998733906","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780998733906","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}