{"product_id":"9780998968407","title":"The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book of Failures: A funny memoir of missteps, inadequacies, and faux pas","description":"THE AMY BINEGAR-KIMMES-LYLE BOOK OF FAILURES is a humorous memoir. If you have ever failed at love, finances, been fired, not fit in, self-diagnosed yourself with disorders and conditions and\/or said \"I really need to get my s*** together,\" this is the book for you.\u003cp\u003e\"THE FUNNIEST, WITTIEST, AND MOST RELATABLE BOOK A GIRL COULD READ.\" -A. Evers of Bluelinesscritpure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Don't Read While Drinking (Your coffee, wine, etc. will shoot through your nose from laughing.)\" - R. Johnson of Ivy Owl Reviews\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You will definitely appreciate your own family dysfunction as you read through Amy's 'Book of Failures.' Can't wait to see more.\" -S. Pacey Northside Woman Magazine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelight in Amy Lyle's 45 years of missteps, inadequacies and faux pas. You may appreciate your own dysfunction a little more as you take a journey through Amy's debacles including: \"I Was Not Talking to You,\" where Amy mistakes a handsome man waving at her as a potential suitor but in reality he was only trying to inform her that her belt was dragging on the freeway and \"In the Neighborhood,\" where members of a cult moving in concurred with a suspicious decline in the cat population.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou will relish the chapters entitled \"Calls from Sharon,\" where Amy's best friend rants about her kids not getting a fair shot because public schools are 'so political,' as her OB\/GYN reported her vagina was 'too clean' and how the most eligible bachelor from 1982 married a whore. Enjoy \"I'm Going to Kill You,\" where Amy compares her lack of sleep from her husband's snoring to CIA agents extracting secrets from a POW.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeel 20-32% better about your own life after reading \"Getting Divorced Sucks,\" where 911 was called after Amy had an adverse reaction from taking Xanax.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE AMY-BINEGAR-KIMMES-LYLE BOOK OF FAILURES is for anyone who has experienced their own disasters or takes pleasure in the failures of others.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe book has been featured in The Atlanta Journal Constitution, Atlanta and Company morning Show, Northside Women magazine, Points North magazine, My Forsyth magazine, and many blogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncludes Book Club questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComedy. Women humor. Funny non-fiction. Blended families. Essays.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Amy Lyle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47009101349104,"sku":"9780998968407","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780998968407_p0.jpg?v=1763959801","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780998968407","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}