{"product_id":"9781250109774","title":"Total D*ck: A sexy romantic comedy with lawyers","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the author of \u003ci\u003eKicked \u003c\/i\u003eand the co-author of the \u003ci\u003eCleat Chaser \u003c\/i\u003eduology comes the third book in the \u003ci\u003eBAD BITCH\u003c\/i\u003e trilogy by Celia Aaron.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI’m your classic skirt chaser.  A womanizer.  A total d*ck.  My reputation is dirtier than a New Orleans street after a Mardi Gras parade.  I take unwinnable cases and win them.  Where people see defeat, I see a big fat paycheck.  And when most men see rejection, it’s because the sexiest woman at the bar has already promised to go home with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Scarlett Carmichael is the one person I can’t seem to conquer.  This too-cool former debutante has it all—class, attitude, and a body that begs to be worshiped.  I’ve never worked with a person like her before—hell, I’ve never played nice with anyone before in my life, and I’m not about to start with her.  This woman wasn’t meant to be played nicely with.  It’s going to be dirty.  It’s going to be hot.  She’s about to spend a lot of time with the biggest d*ck in town.  And she’s going to love every minute of it…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e*This is a standalone romance with an HEA.*\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47142341214448,"sku":"9781250109774","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781250109774_p0.jpg?v=1763702137","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781250109774","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}