{"product_id":"9781401323165","title":"The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom one of the most famous—or infamous—divas of our time, Miss Piggy, comes THE DIVA CODE: 10,000 IDIOTIC THINGS MEN DO...AND OTHER FABULOUS FACTS OF LIFE EVERY DIVA NEEDS TO KNOW. Over the years, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered wisdom about what's wrong with everyone else and what's right with her. And now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to share all of her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! And as an added bonus, it will help release your inner diva, so you can get what you deserve and give others exactly what they deserve!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA few of the idiotic things men do...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHE'S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT\u003c\/b\u003e Let's begin with one of men and frogdom's all-time idiotic offenses.You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return he's not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, \u003ci\u003emarriage \u003c\/i\u003eand he runs for the exits! \u003ci\u003eWHAT VOUS NEED TO DO:\u003c\/i\u003e The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHE'S STATUS OBSESSED \u003c\/b\u003e — It's all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, the showy perks. \u003ci\u003eWHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: \u003c\/i\u003eGive moi his number. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHE'S A NARCISSIST \u003c\/b\u003e - This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when he's not pumping iron, he's primping in front of the mirror-tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing and otherwise invading your personal grooming space. \u003ci\u003eWHAT VOUS NEED TO DO:\u003c\/i\u003e Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a bad thing if it's about vous.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingswell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47053095960816,"sku":"9781401323165","price":13.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781401323165_p0.jpg?v=1763714262","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781401323165","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}