{"product_id":"9781402247477","title":"God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGod Loves Golfers Best\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExamples from God Loves Golfers Best: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eGolf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhat should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eA man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church.\u003cbr\u003e Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag.\u003cbr\u003e His bride whispers, \"What are your golf clubs doing here?\"\u003cbr\u003e The groom replies, \"This isn't going to take all day, is it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIn primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sourcebooks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47140485791984,"sku":"9781402247477","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781402247477_p0.jpg?v=1763716498","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781402247477","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}