{"product_id":"9781402256318","title":"Stupid Fast","description":"\u003cstrong\u003ePraise for \u003cem\u003eStupid Fast\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e         \"A rare mix of raw honesty and hilarity. \u003cem\u003eStupid Fast\u003c\/em\u003e is Stupid Good!\" -Peter Bognanni, author of \u003cem\u003eThe House of Tomorrow\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI AM NOT STUPID FUNNY.\u003cbr\u003eI AM STUPID FAST.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy name is Felton Reinstein, which is not a fast name. But last November, my voice finally dropped and I grew all this hair and then I got stupid fast. Fast like a donkey. Zing!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow they want me, the guy they used to call Squirrel Nut, to try out for the football team. With the jocks. But will that fix my mom? Make my brother stop dressing like a pirate? Most important, will it get me girls-especially Aleah? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo I train. And I run. And I sneak off to Aleah's house in the night. But deep down I know I can't run forever. And I wonder what will happen when I finally have to stop.","brand":"Sourcebooks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47152303538416,"sku":"9781402256318","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781402256318_p0.jpg?v=1763714663","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781402256318","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}