{"product_id":"9781407031354","title":"Tell Him He's Pele: The Greatest Collection of Humorous Football Quotations Ever!","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about seven - \u003ci\u003eDavid Beckham\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor Tony to admit he is an alcoholic took an awful lot of bottle - \u003ci\u003eIan Wright on Tony Adams\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've been playing in a golf day for a boy seriously injured in a car accident. I had to drive like a lunatic to get here - \u003ci\u003eRay Houghton, TalkSport football pundit, on why he was late on-air\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReporter: What would you be if you weren't a footballer?\u003cbr\u003ePeter Crouch: A virgin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've never been so certain about anything in my life. I want to be a coach. Or a manager. I'm not sure which - \u003ci\u003ePhil Neville\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFootballers may not be known for their profound insights, but it seems no one in the game is above a mixed metaphor or confused cliché. From Harry Redknapp to Martin O'Neill, Patrice Evra to Jason McAteer, see the funny side of the beautiful game with this hilarious collection of verbal own goals. Packed full of hilarious quotes, quips and misfires from the biggest names in football, \u003ci\u003eTell Him He's Pele \u003c\/i\u003eis a must for everyone with a sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ebury Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47152928293104,"sku":"9781407031354","price":21.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781407031354_p0.jpg?v=1769895516","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781407031354","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}