{"product_id":"9781408109892","title":"Don'ts for Dancers","description":"\u003cp\u003eFollowing hot on the heels of the best-selling Don'ts for Husbands, Don'ts for Wives and Don'ts for Golfers this facsimile copy of the original edition contains everything you ever needed to know, from what to wear at a fancy dress party to how to hold your partner during a slow dance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdvice we should all follow:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Don't be a martyr to your feet\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Don't dance with bent knees. Bent knees suggest an ancient cab-horse on its last pathetic stagger or a performing chimpanzee gyrating around its keeper\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Don't disguise yourself as a \"Lohengrin\" if you happen to be short and stout. This sort of thing is excusable only in an operatic tenor\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Don't straddle\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Don't, Miss Shingled, Bingled or Bobbed, please don't comb your hair in public! It is a habit that is fast gaining ground but it is a deplorable habit. A few minutes reflection will, I am sure, convert you to the masculine point of view - it is a disgusting habit\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A\u0026C Black Publishers, Ltd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47052340068592,"sku":"9781408109892","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781408109892_p0.jpg?v=1763719195","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781408109892","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}