{"product_id":"9781408145364","title":"Don'ts for Dancers","description":"Following hot on the heels of the best-selling Don'ts for Husbands, Don'ts for Wives and Don'ts for Golfers \u003cbr\u003ethis facsimile copy of the original edition contains everything you\u003cbr\u003eever needed to know, from what to wear at a fancy dress party to how to\u003cbr\u003ehold your partner during a slow dance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdvice we should all follow:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't be a martyr to your feet\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't dance with bent knees. Bent knees suggest an ancient cab-horse\u003cbr\u003eon its last pathetic stagger or a performing chimpanzee gyrating around\u003cbr\u003eits keeper\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't disguise yourself as a \"Lohengrin\" if you happen to be short and\u003cbr\u003estout. This sort of thing is excusable only in an operatic tenor\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't straddle\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Don't, Miss Shingled, Bingled or Bobbed, please don't comb your\u003cbr\u003ehair in public! It is a habit that is fast gaining ground but it is a\u003cbr\u003edeplorable habit. A few minutes reflection will, I am sure, convert you\u003cbr\u003eto the masculine point of view - it is a disgusting habit\"","brand":"BLOOMSBURY PUBLISHING","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47121783062768,"sku":"9781408145364","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781408145364_p0.jpg?v=1763718060","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781408145364","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}