{"product_id":"9781416948681","title":"Officespeak: The Win-Win Guide to Touching Base, Getting the Ball Rolling, and Thinking Inside the Box","description":"Do you feel like putting a bullet through your head every time your boss tells you to \"quarterback this one for me, champ\"? Do you find yourself resisting the urge to put a chokehold on colleagues who use the phrases \"on the same page\" or \"no-brainer\" or \"going forward\" in a sentence? Are you often tempted to tamper with the messages on the motivational signs HR posts around the office? Or to plant subliminal messages in the legal disclaimer that's attached to every e-mail you send? Well, then \u003ci\u003eOfficespeak\u003c\/i\u003e is the book for you! \u003cbr\u003e This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek guide to deciphering and manipulating the language of the workplace includes such helpful hints as:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe best (and worst) answers to the question, \"What's your biggest weakness?\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSprucing up your job title and personalizing your business cards\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeing \"swamped\" and other key phrases for diverting responsibility\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking up verbs to convey power, decisiveness, and initiative in the boardroom\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMastering the fine art of interrupting with such foolproof expressions as \"good point\" and \"borrriiinnnggg\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e AND MANY MORE! \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eJust remember, there's no \"I\" in team...\u003cbr\u003e but there sure as hell is one in \"You're hired!\"\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126659498224,"sku":"9781416948681","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781416948681_p0.jpg?v=1763728100","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781416948681","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}