{"product_id":"9781416989134","title":"My Dog Ate My Homework!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMy Dog Ate My Homework\u003c\/i\u003e is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this book, Lansky introduces us to: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-two siblings would like their parents to know about each other \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meadowbrook","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47043973906672,"sku":"9781416989134","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781416989134_p0.jpg?v=1763727539","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781416989134","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}