{"product_id":"9781418584764","title":"Life Lessons From Your Cat: We're so vain, we probably think this book is about us.","description":"\u003cp\u003eCats are complex creatures and humans could learn a lot from the fickle and aloof way the feline mind works. Cat lovers will enjoy this and cat haters will have all their fears confirmed-your cat is smarter than you, is better than you, and is plotting something sinister. Includes illustrations.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cblockquote\u003e \u003cp\u003ePeople say, a thousand years ago cats were worshipped as gods. That implies this is no longer the case. Aren't people CUTE when they're in denial? \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCats may seem pompous and self-absorbed, but that's only because we're so pretentious and uppity. Wait . . . that didn't come out right. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIf you get upset when your person touches your tail one day-then the next day, you like it when they touch your tail, they're going to wonder why you're messing with their heads like that. Excellent. Your job is done. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePeople make a big fuss when you unravel the entire roll of toilet paper. Well, if you can think of a way to spin that thing for, like, 5 minutes WITHOUT unrolling it, I'd like to hear it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Nelson, Thomas, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47133599564016,"sku":"9781418584764","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781418584764_p0.jpg?v=1769898615","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781418584764","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}