{"product_id":"9781423613107","title":"When I Am An Old Coot: Witticisms For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully","description":"When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: \"I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one.\" \"I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly.\"","brand":"Smith, Gibbs Publisher","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47127143973104,"sku":"9781423613107","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781423613107_p0.jpg?v=1769899620","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781423613107","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}