{"product_id":"9781429918817","title":"Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCelia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:\u003cbr\u003e* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)\u003cbr\u003e* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)\u003cbr\u003e* EBay addiction and why \"It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay\" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?)\u003cbr\u003e* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues\u003cbr\u003e* And so much more!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47127474733296,"sku":"9781429918817","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781429918817_p0.jpg?v=1769901674","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781429918817","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}