{"product_id":"9781429952019","title":"You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the author of the bestselling classics \u003ci\u003eWe're Just Like You\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eOnly Prettier\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eBless Your Heart, Tramp\u003c\/i\u003e, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Airlines serving up one hot mess \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Action figure Jesus \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• And much more! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComplete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, \u003ci\u003eYou Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning \u003c\/i\u003eis sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47127403364592,"sku":"9781429952019","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781429952019_p0.jpg?v=1769902110","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781429952019","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}