{"product_id":"9781429997461","title":"English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJohn: \u003c\/b\u003eMary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMary:\u003c\/b\u003e F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJohn:\u003c\/b\u003e Why the f*ck not?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMary:\u003c\/b\u003e F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eJohn:\u003c\/b\u003e Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMary:\u003c\/b\u003e Good f*cking idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eEnglish as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) \u003c\/i\u003eis the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, \u003ci\u003eESF*L \u003c\/i\u003eprovides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional \u003ci\u003ed*mn \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003esh*t \u003c\/i\u003eto a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Great f*cking book!” —\u003ci\u003eStephen King\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47106964455664,"sku":"9781429997461","price":7.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781429997461_p0.jpg?v=1769904087","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781429997461","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}